Ever can't concentrate on what is being said?

Today at church, there was a 3 year old singing softly to herself, sneezes coughs, clearing of the throat, opening of candy, a child left and went to the restroom, an adult left during the sermon, we have a member who is on call and her walkie talkie thing beeped a time or two, the mother of the three year old shhhhhing, more coughs, and more candy being opened, the grandmother of the three year old shhhhhhing, another sneeze or two, raining outside .....oh, it is getting harder and harder, more candy wrapper noise, I need to remember to put a mint or two in my purse, cause I could use a piece too, throat is a little scratchy, hope I am not coming down with something, people shifting in their set, three year old still singing......, member got up and closed a door to the back, nursery is getting loud, more coughing, a child in front of us is asking nanny for a piece of candy.....

Can I tell you what the sermon was about this morning?